He Loves to Give Gardening Advice
Guff has lots of gardening advice for you. Guff really, really wants you to hear what he has to say.
Who is Guff? Most dictionaries will tell you that he is empty talk–nonsense.
But in the garden…
- think empty buzzwords
- think pointless new products
- think old theories passed off as new
- think baseless over-the-fence tips
- think greenwashing
- think impractical theories
- think about things that had you brimming with expectation…and let you down.
Along with new guff, there’s old guff that is reborn as new guff.
WHY IS GUFF ON OUR RADAR?
NOT Because We’re Mean
- We’re not really mean people who like to laugh at other people. We prefer to laugh at ourselves.
BECAUSE Success in the Garden is Really, Really Fun
- We love the garden, and want everyone to enjoy it as we do, without wasting money or falling for hokey methods.
BECAUSE a Filter Helps
- We know gardening: it’s our game…and we spot exaggerated or suspicious claims. That makes us the right people to guffaw for you.